rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

blasianxbri:

livdash:

lovechenel:

I really do flip flop with him. One minute I’m like “fuck him, I’m better without his bitch ass, I don’t deserve this shit, fuck him and his family, and his childish ways.” Then the next I’m like… “Wait, no, not true… He’s my world and I’ll do anything for him, I don’t mean that… I fuckin love his bitch ass.” It’s complicating.

Rah

Tbh

(via teenageinfatuati0n)

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

thelastabbytar:

at my school our principal banned rap battles because someone got hit in the head with an apple and passed out

(via damnginah)